Burt Umbre

IN THE FAST LANE-- Burt is a corporate consultant and executive director of Reintermediate Interactive, a firm that provides communication and strategic planning services to medium and large businesses. Mr. Umbre takes delight in finding the cutting edge of management practices and introducing them to his
clients, and to the readers of his syndicated column.

• Dressing Deer, Not Executives, In The Boardroom
• Vacation Spot Inspires New Fashion
• Names Spell Success
• Salted Herring On Crackers Must Be Dry To Be Enjoyed
• Clerical Workers Empowered Through Employee-Run Committees
• Neural Programming Offers Hard-Wired Success
• Helping Employees Deal With Heavy Overtime
• Planetary Alignment A Long-Term Benefit
• CEO Departures Create Opportunities For CIOs
• Creating A Trusted Friend
• New Hope For Information Managers With Data Farming

"I have no idea what Burt is saying, and please do not use this quote in your publication." --Lorenzo Lamas

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