Readers
Demand More Canadian Content
TOQUE
HEADQUARTERS -- Readers of The Toque, upset at the lack
of home-grown quality written entertainment have demanded
more Canadian content to be included in each edition of the
popular online e-zine.
Canada's
four million citizens, 3.5 million of which have the Internet
and read the Vancouver-based magazine, have threatened to
boycott the website if we don't acknowledge our heritage.
So,
to satiate our native brethren, at the cost of the rest of
the world, we humbly include this picture of two of our founding
fathers, Maurice "Rocket" Richard, and Sir Wilfred
Laurier, taken during an interview at the CBC studios in Toronto
in 1975.
CANADA'S SOURCE FOR HUMOUR, PARODY, AND SATIRE
The
Toque is a humour/satire magazine published every
week here on the Internet. We strive to write the most outrageously
ordinary material, bringing you the maximum amount of laughter
with the least amount of effort.
All
of our satirical stories are original and written by our own
staff, without the assistance of drugs, alcohol, or banned
sugar substitutes.
We
encourage you to write
us and tell us what you think of our site. Let us know
if you have any suggestions, opinions, words of encouragement,
or if you just to want to tell us we've left our turn signal
on.
Yes,
we're aware that we're not The Onion, but I'm sure
they get the same comparisons to us.
Thanks
for reading, and come back as often as you like. Tell a friend,
post a link, buy a t-shirt,
and always remember that a toque is more than just a frickin'
hat.
