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Cecil Sechelles
"I didn't make any money with Cecil's moneymaking advice, but I know I could if I wanted to." --anonymous Fortune 500 CEO
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STRAIGHT
TO THE BANK-- Cecil
is an Internet entrepreneur and devoted husband, looking to
take advantage of the many e-mail opportunities that come
his way. Cecil is willing to share his business acumen with
the readers of The Toque, and hopes that his keen insights
and financial wisdom will lead everyone on the path to riches.
The Toque Entertainment