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Novelty Mask Manufacturer Supports Bush NEW JERSEY-- The owners of the Crazy Faces Novelty Mask Co. are throwing their hats into the ring, and putting their support behind George W. Bush and his run for re-election in 2004.
The company's open declaration of support for the current American president and his administration have nothing to do with the fact that they still have over 8 million surplus molded rubber "Dubya" masks stored in their industrial warehouse in Newark.
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Bill Ficks, president of the humorous latex and rubber mask producing company, are supportive of Bush's current policies, and they firmly believe that the nation needs to have stability in these "trying times."
