Captain Electro and his evil guide to take over the world

EVIL HEADQUARTERS-- Captain Electro is a former evil genius and was the number-one heavyweight evil-doer of the world from 1971-1978.

Now retired, Captain Electro is devoting his energies to teaching and writing about evil.

His evil experience is unequalled to any other on this planet, which he loves so dearly. His methods have proven successful over and over again, and his evil advice is as sound as his mind.

With his help, and this guide to evil, maybe one day you may be able to take over the world!

• Taking Over The World Part I: Introduction To Evil
• Taking Over The World Part II: Focusing Your Evil Feelings
• Taking Over The World Part III: Equipment
• Taking Over The World Part IV: Capturing Superheros
• Taking Over The World Part V: Broadcasting To The World
• Taking Over The World Part VI: Hired Help
• Taking Over The World Part VII: Image and Fashion
• Taking Over The World Part VIII: Location
• Taking Over The World Part IX: Energy Source
• Taking Over The World Part X: Evil Theme Music
• Taking Over The World Part XI: Revenge Speech
• Taking Over The World Part XII: The Defining Moment
• Taking Over The World Part XIII: Eliminating Your Partners
• Taking Over The World Part XIV: Developing An Evil Laugh
• Taking Over The World Part XV: Choosing Your Nemesis
• Taking Over The World Part XVI: Joining An Evil League
• Taking Over The World Part XVII: Controlling Your Emotions
• Taking Over The World Part XVIII: Joining An Evil League

"Frickin' hilarious!" --Dr. Evil

"Captain Electro is a man after my heart. Therefore he must be Destroyed!" --The Brain

"I never knew world domination could be so easy!"
--George W. Bush

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