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Start Your Own Cult with Dr. Emeril Lazarus
Dr.
Lazarus has graciously provided You with the following Transcriptions
of Enlightenment that should help get You started on your
Divine Quest.
"Dr. Lazarus can be very persuasive." --Tony Robbins
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FROM
THE COMPOUND-- Dr. Lazarus is one of the True Prophets
and one who has Received direct Communications from the Ethereal
Host. Over his impressive career, he has started several cults,
and seen at least two through completion and Removal to other
Planes of Existance. Dr. Lazarus brings his unique pragmatic
approach to help You, the beginning cult leader, make His
vision a reality.
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