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Floyd Barber (warehouse supervisor)
"Floyd helped me realize that all warehouse workers are slackers." -anonymous UPS supervisor
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THE WAREHOUSE-- Floyd is a tough old codger. He's been
through it all, while working his way up through the hierarchy
of warehouse management. Floyd started his careering pushing
a broom, but he knew that those years of hard work would pay
off for him. If there's one thing Floyd hates, it's a slacker.
Do your job, keep your nose clean, and Floyd will leave you
pretty much to yourself.
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