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Grouchy Joe
"Grouchy Joe still owes me money from a canasta tournament, so he can kiss my patriotic white ass." --Andy Rooney
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SITTING
ON THE PARK BENCH-- Grouchy Joe represents The
Toque's matured audience. Joe has lived in America
his entire life, and he's watching it fall apart before his
very eyes. He needs the American people to listen to what
he has to say, but he fears his words are falling on the deaf
ears of the Pepsi generation.
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