The Dentist Will See You Now

IN THE WAITING ROOM-- I know you're in a lot of pain, but fortunately your dentist's office was able to schedule you for that emergency root canal today.

However, your regular dentist, Dr. Lambswool, is away at a rinsing conference in Houston, and the only other dentist able to see you today is Dr. Sharp-Pang.

Oh, don't worry, the dentist doesn't wear those thick glasses anymore--he just had laser eye surgery three months ago, and most of his depth perception has returned.

Your wait won't be long; Dr. Sharp-Pang is just returning from an appointment with the government's auditing department. It seems that when his wife left him last week for a younger man, she neglected to mention something about unreported income.

Oh, he's back now. Why don't you just take a seat in the dentist's chair, and as soon as the doctor finishes taking his muscle relaxants for those darned spasms, he'll come have a look at that nasty old tooth of yours.

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