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Helena Aunde-Bague
"I owe all my wisdom and charm to my good friend Helena." -Sophia Loren
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ON
THE VERANDA-- Helena
Aunde-Bague is The Toque's top source
for personal advice. Helena always gives that "dare to
be honest" flare that makes her so respected. Part Jacqueline
Kennedy, and part Katherine Deneuve, Helena is the epitome
of social grace.
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