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BARRY ONMIONE:
Bachelor Tips

BURT UMBRE:
Fashion Fast Lane

CAPTAIN ELECTRO:
How To Take Over The World!

CECIL SECHELLES:
Make Money On The Internet

Dr. EMERIL LAZARUS:
Start Your Own Cult!

EVAN GILLESTE:
Secrets From The Bible

FLOYD BARBER:
Warehouse Supervisor

FUBRICS SHORT:
Canadian Politics

GROUCHY JOE:
Proud American

HELENA AUNDE-BAGUE:
Advice On Love/Success

LUC BEAUTHOAISE :
The Hopeless Romantic

OLD PETE:
Sea Tales

KENT FUKUZURA:
Science Made Simple

SHIRLEY EUGESTE:
Entertainment Reviews

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Luc Beauthoaise (hopeless romantic)

Aieeeee!!!Luc wears his heart on his sleeve, an itchy woollen turtleneck. Luc has a lot of love to offer, and is easily taken by the charms of the female beast. Be careful with Luc, as he is a vulnerable soul, free with his emotions..


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