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Alien Probing For Return Of Borrowed Tools ON THE MOTHERSHIP-- Xenar 7, your alpha section neighbour--you know, the one in the adjacent pod?--is anxious to get his quantum molecular tools back.
"Christ, I need those tools back," griped Xenar 7. "I've got three anal probes to do this afternoon, and I'm not going to use my old tool--I've had that one for like a million light years already and it's completely worn out!" Xenar
7 would really appreciate if you could also bring back his
copy of When Humans Go Bad 3--the one you borrowed
last regeneration cycle.
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Although
he's asked you three times to return his pocket atomizer,
his portable nerve extractor, and his brand new phaze
displacement gun--the one he's never even used before!--you
continue to make up excuses like you're "still using
them."
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