OLD PETE

ON THE PIER-- Old Pete has been sailing the seven seas for as long as anyone has known. Pete's sea tales tell of adventures across the world, and he offers fascinating insight on the lives of true sailors.

• A Wet Welcome For Mickey McGillicutty
• Pressed Into Service
• Slinging Rubber In Old Singapore
• Fashioning A Mutton Sail
• Rounding The Cape In Winter
Henna And Her Sisters Fending Off The Great Blue Squid The Shipwreck Of St. Elmo Slipping Past The Banana Blockade The Tale Of Ol' Guppy

"I couldn't understand a single word, and I loved it!" -toothless sailor.

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