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Bing Crosby's Wait Is Over HEAVEN-- Bing Crosby had been waiting for twenty-five years to do a remake, but now work on The Road To Heaven can begin.
Crosby, who passed away in 1977, was beginning to wonder if his buddy was ever going to show up at the pearly gates, stubbornly clinging onto life until the ripe age of 100. The
colourful pair hope to improve on their sub-par performances
in their last movie, The Road To Hong Kong (1962).
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With
the recent passing of long-time partner Bob Hope, the entertaining
duo will be able re-establish the movie magic they had when
they were alive.
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