I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles

AT HOME -- Darren Mabry wants to quit, he really does. He's tried before, but the cravings are unceasing. There just doesn't seem to be a solution out there to help him with his addiction--an addiction to bubble blowing.

Darren has been hooked on "the blow" since he was introduced to it at a party--a birthday party for his young son's friend.

"After the first few breaths I was hooked," admitted Darren. "I was fascinated by the bubbles; I was mesmerized by the way they moved. I couldn't stop! I would go through bottle after bottle, and then when I ran out, I would mix my own...using Sunlight and warm water."

Darren's bubble-blowing habit is now up to 2 litres a day, costing him almost $1.29 a day for his soapy satisfaction.

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