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Cult Member Quietly Protesting THE COMPOUND -- Eric Havanaugh, also known as "Windflower," is refusing to leave his cult's chamber of peace and solitude.
Since the cult's medical guru proclaimed that Eric has the "perfect seed," the young acolyte has been pressured to have sex with each of the commune's 48 female followers, sometimes two or three at a time. Eric
has been in the cult's main hall, meditating for several hours,
refusing to eat, drink, or have sex with any of the nubile
young women worshippers. Poor, poor Eric.
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Eric,
one of the Sons of Orion, a spiritual community on the outskirts
of Bend, Oregon, is protesting because of the demands the
leaders of his religion are placing on him physically.
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