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Shirley Eugeste is The Toque's top entertainment critic. Shirley's dedication to her profession does her credit. Her objectivity and professionalism give the readers true insight on television, movies, and the arts. You can always count on Shirley to give it to you straight. |
| Shirley On Shrek |
| Oh my god! I just cannot believe we went and saw Shrek on the weekend. I mean ewww! Like as if Cameron Diaz would go for the Swamp Thing. Give Me A Break. Complete Story... |
| Shirley Goes Down On Atlantis |
| I can NOT believe that I was talked into seeing Atlantis, when I could have been at Debrah's pool party, but meh on that, I have to like pay the bills. Complete Story... |
| Shirley Opens Up For Tomb Raider |
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Go Lara! Go Lara! That's what I'm talking about girl! Complete Story... |
| Shirley Hums Jude Throughout A.I. |
| I just have one question girls...where can I get myself a robotic Jude Law lover?!?. Complete Story... |
| Shirley's Final Fantasies About Alec Baldwin |
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Computers are amazing. What can I say? If computers can make Alec Baldwin look twenty-five again, I'm going to go out and buy an I-Mac for my boudoir. Complete Story... |
| Shirley Goes Apeshit |
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I think I'm starting to lose it. Once again, when all I really wanted was to go see The Princess Diaries with my childhood hero Julie Andrews, I get talked into seeing The Planet Of The Apes. Complete Story... |
| Shirley Balks At Rock Star |
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This whole weekend has been a total waste. Do not get me started. Okay, so not only did Karen not get me that job at Banana Republic like she promised, she also ditched me for some malt jockey she met in the food court. Complete Story... |
