There's
A Lot Of Love In This Room
IN
YOUR KITCHEN-- It's 2:35am, and your 30th birthday party
is starting to wind down.
All
the women have left, but you're comfortable in the fact that
your two best friends are still here, telling you that they
love you very much.
Funny,
they're usually not very open about their feelings. It must
be the good times--good friends theorem, and with it being
a special occasion they decided to open up to you.
Unless...it
was the three cases of malt beer they drank, along with the
bottle of Jack Daniels, the tray-full of Jell-O shooters,
and that mason jar full of pickle juice that had been in the
back of your fridge since last summer.
CANADA'S SOURCE FOR HUMOUR, PARODY, AND SATIRE
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Toque is a humour/satire magazine published every
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ordinary material, bringing you the maximum amount of laughter
with the least amount of effort.
All
of our satirical stories are original and written by our own
staff, without the assistance of drugs, alcohol, or banned
sugar substitutes.
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