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Save The Wooden Boards! AT THE KARATE DEMONSTRATION-- "Please! Stop the senseless board shattering!" is what members of the Americans Saving Hardwoods or (ASH) are screaming.
They think that karate demonstrations are cruel, and that the wooden boards can feel the pain when they're split into pieces by hand-chopping martial artists. "These
wood-loving activists are just freaks," said karate expert
Michael Trumont. "If they don't stop harassing us, I'm
personally going to go out and kick some ASH."
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ASH
members believe that wooden boards, planks, and beams are
as precious as the trees they came from, and that even after
they've been milled and planed into choppable block-form,
the wood should be treated with the same respect as their
living, growing, rooted brothers.
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