Ignatious de la Pena y de Ybarra, Senior Inquisitor

FROM THE GIBBET TO THE STAKE-- Senior Inquisitor, holds the Malleus Mallefactum in his right hand and the Vulgate in his left. Constantly touring donut shops in your neighbourhood, he offers sage advice on how to recognize witchcraft and other devil's work for your sexual health.

"After being put to the Question, I felt a huge burden being lifted from my body--and also several vital organs." --frustrated

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