A Canuck walking along the beach (they do have those in Canada)Â finds a strange-looking bottle, picks it up, and rubs it clean.
Out of the bottle pops a genie who says: “I am the genie of this bottle and for setting me free I will grant you three wishes.”
The canuck thinks about this offer for a minute and then says: “I could go for a nice cold beer.”
Suddenly, *poof*, a bottle of Molson Canadian appears in his hand. The canuck takes a swig from the bottle, then another and another.
The genie, who is starting to get impatient, says: “Well? What are your other two wishes?”
The canuck says: “Wait! Let me finish this beer first.”
The genie says: “No, you don’t understand! That is a bottomless beer. It will never go empty.”
The canuck looks at the genie, and then looks at the beer and finally says: “I’ll take two more of these!”
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