Two guys from Prince George would go moose hunting every year without success. Year after year, they hunted and hunted, but always came home without a moose.
Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. They rented a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide inside the costume, lure in a bull moose, then come out of the costume, surprising the moose before shooting it.
So, they set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, (in their costume), and gave the moose love call. Before long their call was answered by a large bull moose roaming around the edge of the forest. They called again, and the moose answered closer to them. They called again, and the moose answered, then came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. As the moose’s pounding hoof beats got closer the guy in front said, “OK, let’s get out and get him”.
After a moment the guy in the back shouts: “THE ZIPPER IS STUCK, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?”
The guy in the front says, “Well, I’m going to start nibbling grass, but you better brace yourself!”
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