An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 people left in the plane, a boy scout, Paul McCartney, George W. Bush, The Pope, and Paul Martin. Â The problem is, there were only four parachutes left.
Paul McCartney said:Â “I don’t want to die, because I have many more concerts to perform.” So he took a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
Paul Martin said:Â “I am the Prime Minister of Canada, and I have a very important position.” So he took a chute and out he went.
George W. Bush said: “I am the smartest man in the world, so I feel I should be allowed to live.” So he was gone too.
That left the Pope and the boy scout.
The Pope said: “I am old and frail, and I don’t have much time left, so as a Christian gesture, I will sacrifice my life, so you can live.”
The boy scout said: “Don’t worry Father, there is a parachute left for you too. Â The world’s smartest man took my
backpack.”
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