A Scotsman was invited for a visit to the home of his Canadian friend.
Soon after the Scotsman arrived, he glanced out the window to see a huge beast just outside. He pointed, and asked his Canadian friend, “Och, lad, what’s that?”
The Canadian replied, “Oh, that’s a moose.”
The Scotsman stared in disbelief, and replied, “That’s a moose?! Well, how big are yer cats around here?”
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