| A Canadian, A Genie, And A Bottle |
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A Canuck walking along the beach (they do have those in Canada) finds a strange-looking bottle, picks it up, and rubs it clean. Out of the bottle pops a genie who says: "I am the genie of this bottle and for setting me free I will grant you three wishes." The canuck thinks about this offer for a minute and then says: "I could go for a nice cold beer." Suddenly, *poof*, a bottle of Molson Canadian appears in his hand. The canuck takes a swig from the bottle, then another and another. The genie, who is starting to get impatient, says: "Well? What are your other two wishes?" The canuck says: "Wait! Let me finish this beer first." The genie says: "No, you don't understand! That is a bottomless beer. It will never go empty." The canuck looks at the genie, and then looks at the beer and finally says: "I'll take two more of these!" |
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