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A man was strolling along the Beaches area in East Toronto when he
spotted a bottle floating in Lake Ontario. The bottle drifted ashore. He
picked up the bottle and opened it, and out popped a Genie.
"Master, Master you have released me from my bondage in this bottle, ask
any three wishes and I will grant them to you."

The man thought for a moment and said, "I would like the following three
things to happen this year -- The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley
Cup, the Toronto Blue Jays win the World Series and The Toronto Raptors
win the NBA title."

The Genie thought about this for a moment and jumped back into the
bottle.


 

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