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A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Draw If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer 6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will get poor. Advantage: Draw It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game. Advantage: Pussy If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer. If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five. Advantage: Pussy With beer, bigger is better. Advantage: Beer Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable. Advantage: Beer Beer can make you see the porcelain God. Pussy can make you see God. Advantage: Pussy If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic. If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal. Advantage: Pussy Peeling labels off of beers is fun. Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun. Advantage: Pussy If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment. Advantage: Draw If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are. Advantage: Beer If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back. Advantage: Beer. The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Pussy The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Beer Bad beer: Black Label, Lucky, Old Vienna. Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright, Dana Doran Advantage: Draw Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, Sleeman's Cream Ale. Good pussy: Almost all but the above. Advantage: Pussy The government taxes beer. Advantage: Pussy It's a close call, but the numbers never lie. Advantage: Pussy |
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