St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about hockey. So Satan proposed a hockey game to be played on neutral ice between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys from below.

"Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the best players and all the best coaches."

"I know, and that's fine," Satan answered unperturbed. "We've got all the referees."