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A Newfoundlander moves to Toronto and gets a job cleaning windows in office buildings.

One Friday afternoon after the scafolding was all put away the Newfie and his Toronto co-worker noticed that they had missed one window on the top floor of the building.

As it was too much trouble to get the scafolding out again, the Newfie suggested that the guy from Toronto hold on to his suspenders and he would hang over the side of the building to wash the window.  This is what they did.

The Newfie was about half done with the window when he started to laugh uncontrolably.  The guy from Toronto asked "What are you laughing at?  Here you are hanging off the side of a 20 storey building being hung up by your suspenders, what can be so funny?"

The Newfie replied, "I was just thinking, if my suspenders were to break now, imagine the smack in the lips you would get!"


 

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