| Some Funny Canadian Golf Jokes |
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Canadians love golf as much as anyone else, but they're a strange lot. They insist that their golf carts have drink-holders for their beer, they believe that formal golf attire means an ironed hockey jersey, and that a bogey is something that hangs off the end of your nose. Q: Why did the Canadian golfer lose in the golf tournament?A: Because he didn't bring his "eh" game. Q: Who is the favourite golfer of gay Canadians? A: Mike Weir (My Queer) Q: Why are there so few Canadians in professional golf? A: Because it's too hard to take a wrist shot with a nine iron. Q: Why do Canadian golfers stop playing when they get to 9 under par? A: Because when it gets to ten below it's too cold to play golf. Q: Why do Saskatchewan golfers look surprised when they look in the cup? A: Because they're not used to seeing holes without prairie dogs in them. Consider a golf vacation in Canada through Canadian Golf Tours |
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