| The Canadian Ice Fisher |
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A Canadian gets drunk and decides to go ice fishing. (This happens about as often as you would think, ie, all the damn time.) He takes his pole and tackle and goes out on the ice and starts to chop a hole in it. Suddenly he hears a great booming voice coming from above him. "THERE'S NO FISH THERE." Startled, the Canadian looks around but can't see where the voice came from. So he staggers a few metres away to a different spot, and again starts chopping a hole in the ice. And AGAIN, the voice booms out. "THERE'S NO FISH THERE." The Canadian is spooked, but we're a stubborn people. So he gathers up his gear and staggers to a third spot on the ice. He raises his ice axe, but before he can even start chopping he hears the voice again. "THERE'S NO FISH THERE EITHER!". The Canadian looks up and shouts "God? Is that you?" "NO. THIS IS THE ARENA MANAGER." |
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