| Three Canadian Guys And A Genie |
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Three guys are walking together, a Newfie, a Quebecer, and a Vancouverite. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out. "I will give you each one wish," says the genie. "That's a total of three wishes." So the Newfie says: "I am a fisherman, my dad's a fisherman, and his dad was a fisherman, and my son will be one too. I want you to fill all the oceans full of fish." The genie waves his arms and *FOOM* the oceans were full of fish. The Quebecer was amazed and says: "I want a wall around Quebec, so nothing will get in." The genie waves his arms again and *FOOM* there was a wall around Quebec. The Vancouverite says: "Tell me more about this wall you just created." The genie says: "Well it's about 50 metres high, 15 metres thick and circles the entire province of Quebec. It's impenetrable. Nothing can get in or out." So the Vancouverite thinks about his wish for a moment and then says: "Fill it up with water." |
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