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There's three Canadians; One Guy from British Columbia, one from Alberta, and one from Ontario.

All are in heaven and God tells them that they can have a second chance at life.  All they have to do is go
to the edge of the cloud, say out loud what they want to be and jump off.

The guy from British Columbia runs to the edge of the cloud, screams "Doctor" and jumps off. 

The other two guys look over the edge of the cloud and sure enough the guy from British Columbia is a wealthy
doctor with a nice life. 

So the guy from Alberta runs to the edge of the cloud, screams "Lawyer" and jumps off.  The guy from Ontario looks over the edge and sure enough the guy from Alberta is living a great life as a lawyer.

So the guy from Ontario runs like mad to the edge of the cloud, but then trips and hurts his leg as he jumps. He grabs his leg while he is falling and yells "Cocksucker!"


 

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