A couple of Torontonians have just closed down their store on busy Yonge Street and are standing in the middle of their empty shop when one says to the other: "I'll bet you ten bucks that if we wait here a few minutes, some
Newfie is going to come by, peer through the window, and come in and ask us what we're selling."

Sure enough, just as he finishes speaking, a Newfie sticks his face up to the window, looks around at the empty shelves and then walks in: "How's she goin, b'y. I was just wonderin' what you fellas was sellin'??"

One of the Torontians grins at the other and replies: "We're selling idiots, sir."