| Wayne Gretzky And Olympic Condoms |
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Wayne Gretzky is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife Janet the purchase he just made. "Olympic condoms?", blurts Janet. "What makes them so special?" "There are three colours", Wayne replies. "Gold, Silver, and Bronze." "What color are you going to wear tonight?", Janet asks cheekily. "Gold of course", says Wayne proudly. "Oh really? Janet responds. "Why don't you wear the Silver...it would be nice if you came second for a change!" |
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