Celebrity Actor/Director Gibson At No Loss For Words,
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| Mel Gibson is facing another inquisition. |
HOLLYWOOD– It seems that much of the world has already nailed Mel Gibson to the cross for his recent comments about Jews. Mel’s drunken behaviour, which led to an anti-Semitic tirade while he was being arrested, has landed him in a battle that even William Wallace would have a hard time winning.
Mel has already attributed many of his recent problems to alcoholism. But it’s what’s coming out of his mouth, not what’s going into his mouth that might be Mel Gibson’s real problem.
Yes, Mel Gibson’s mouth is the real Lethal Weapon.
How can we blame the man who fought off the English military in two Braveheart movies? How can the former “Sexiest Man Alive” be accused of anti-Semitic behaviour when it’s his cake hole that is really to blame?
Although he can’t remain Forever Young, we know What Women Want, and ladies around the world would still like to lock tonsils with this Hollywood Maverick. But really it’s not Mel Gibson we’re mad at, it’s Mel Gibson’s Aussie potty mouth, and perhaps the foot that is lodged inside it.
No, we must not blame the man who brought us so much entertainment, but rather, the mouth organ. Loose lips have sunk ships, but Mel has a certain buoyancy that should allow him to stay afloat.
Some people (such as the Jews) might be looking for Payback, but no one is going to put a Bounty on Mel’s head. 2006 might be The Year Of Living Dangerously but no matter what happens as a result of Mel Gibson’s defammatory comments, I’m sure he will pay whatever Ransom the Paparazzi has set to allow him to get his life back on track. We know right now that Mel would like to be The Man Without A Face, but despite all the negative publicity, the Signs seem to be pointing to forgiveness. After all, at one time or another, we’ve all written checks with our mouths that our butts couldn’t cash.
Hey, maybe Mel will make a sequel to the successful Road Warrior series. He can call this one Mad Max: Beyond Comprehension
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