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			<title>Prioritizing Our Lives During The NHL Playoffs</title>
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			<description>Let The Games Begin, And Continue
For the past couple of weeks every night has been Hockey Night In Canada! While...</description>
			<category>Editors Desk - Editors Desk</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 15:20:25 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>Alex Burrows Sticks It To Stephane Auger</title>
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			<description>NHL Referee Facing Possible Demotion For Questionable Calls

VANCOUVER-- The National Hockey is considering investigating the allegations of Vancouver Canucks forward...</description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 18:59:58 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>Our Wallets Are Getting Ready For Christmas</title>
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			<description>The Holidays Are Approaching Faster Than My Paycheques
It can be said that there aren't enough paydays in the year to...</description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 22:37:20 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>Online Casino Games And Grandma's Candy</title>
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			<description>Winning at online slots isn't the same as playing cribbage with your grandmother
online casino games (http://www.onlinecasinoreports.com/casinogames/) at my leisure.
While there...</description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:43:16 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>Rehab Stories Can Drive You To Drink</title>
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			<description>Are Celebrity Rehabilitation Stories Worth Wining About?
I've never really understood the complex world of Hollywood, or the business behind celebrities....</description>
			<category>Editors Desk - Editors Desk</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 00:24:39 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>Passing Wind Is Good For Your Sex Life</title>
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			<description>Science Has Just Discovered One More Good Reason To Fart
Men are pigs. There's no denying that fact, and no reason...</description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 00:02:37 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>Get Your Smoke On</title>
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			<description>I've never considered myself a smoker, mostly due to the lack of
any particular type of smoking. I always found myself...</description>
			<category>Reviews - Reviews</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:34:40 +0100</pubDate>
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