Google's New Subliminal Adsense Program Is Just What You Needed

You may not know it yet, but Google Subliminal Adsense is exactly what you're looking for in online advertising.

Google Subliminal Adsense, a revolutionary new advertising model, will allow web publishers to embed powerful "suggestive" ads within the content of their webpages. Google says this will persuade viewers to buy products and services that they had no idea they wanted or needed.

For several years now, Google Adsense has been offering attractive advertising alternatives to traditional banner advertising. However, their unconventional ad sizes are often criticized as being bulky and bloated, detracting from the content and graphic-focused appearances of most websites. But, with Subliminal Adsense, the new subliminal advertisements reside just below the readable content, and in no way interfere with the natural design of web pages.

The human consciousness is a complicated machine, and the brain is very susceptible to suggestion, which is why Google executives think that the Google Sublimal Adsense program will succeed.

Unlike the wildly effective blink tags of the early Internet, Subliminal Adsense content will target unsuspecting readers and catch their attention on a subconscious level. The messages will be powerful yet subtle, and will be barely noticeable to most Internet surfers. Google believes that businesses will be willing to pay more for these types of ads, because they want you to want their products, and they don't want you to know that they wanted you to think that you wanted something you didn't really need.

"Talk about making an impression," joked one webmaster.

Skeptics claim that subliminal ads have never been proven to work. Google replied that "neither have they not been disproven not to work". Those skeptics were later invited to a Google press conference and shown a brief corporate video, and were suddenly convinced that the Google Sublimal Adsense program would work...although a few of them complained of headaches from the video's bright flashing images.

Now Google isn't saying that their Subliminal Adsense program will work better than a Jedi Mind Trick, however, they are aggressively insisting that everyone should visit their "new" sign-up page.