Winnipeg Wonderland Print E-mail

Aug 12
Moved to our new home in Winnipeg. It is so beautiful here. The prairies are so vast, can hardly wait to see the fields covered with snow. Love it here.

Oct 14
Winnipeg is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are all turned different cloours and shades of red and orange.  Went for a ride through the beautiful farmland and saw some Deer. They are so graceful, certainly the most beautiful creature on earth. This must be paradise. I love it here.

Nov 11
Deer season starts soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a beautiful creature. Hope it will snow soon.

Dec 02
It snowed last night. Woke up to find it blanketed in white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and  cleaned the snow off the steps and shovelled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won) and when the snowplough came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love Winnipeg.

Dec 12
More snow last night. I love it, the snowplough did his trick again to the driveway. I love it here.

Dec 19 
More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. I am exausted shovelling snow. Fucking snowplough.

Dec 22
More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shovelling. I think that snowplough hides around the curve and waits until I'm done shovelling the driveway. Asshole!

Dec 25 
Merry Fucking Christmas!! More friggen snow. If I ever get my hands on that son of a bitch who drives that snowplough, I swear I'll kill the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the friggen snow.

Dec 27
More white shit last night. Been inside for 3 days, except for shovelling out the driveway every time the snowplough goes by. Can't go anywhere, car's stuck in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says to expect another 10" of the shit again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10" is?

Dec 28
The fucking weatherman was wrong. We got 34" of that white shit this time! At this rate it won't melt before next  summer. The snowplough got stuck up the road and that bastard came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him how I had broken six shovels already shovelling all the shit he pushed into my driveway, I broke my last shovel over his fucking head.

Jan 04
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on my way back, a fucking deer ran out in front of the car and I hit it. Did about $3,000 damage to the car. Those fucking beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.

May 03
Moved to Alberta. I can't imagine anyone in their right mind that would ever live in the God-forsaken province of Manitoba.


 

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