In an effort to refine, revise, and control the way that users perform search requests using their search engine, Internet mogul (as is giant, not those funny bumps on ski hills) has announced that they will be immediately removing several redundant terms from their search engine queries. Explaining that redundant keyword searches are to blame for low server performance across Google's network, and are a waste of precious search resources, several pointless and unnecessary words and terms will be abolished from Google search databases in order to conserve bandwidth and Internet congestion.

One of the most notable keywords that Google has already removed from their search system is the word "gullible", which Google technicians state is one of the highest wasters of server resources, using as much as 5% of the total database, while offering no value to users who type in the keyword. Organic search results from several other search engines, such as Yahoo, and Windows Live, has also determined that the word provides little or no value to Internet users.

Other keywords scheduled for potential removal are "naive", "duped", "suckered", "fleeceable", and the word "google" itself.

Google stated that if you want to know more about the word "gullible", you should "look it up on www.dictionary.com", which despite rumours of its possible removal, is still listed as an official dictionary word.

Following Google's example, Internet encyclopedic giant Wikipedia intends to delete their entry for the gullible term as well, claiming that it has more to do with repeated vandalism to the entry's page than to any server overloads.