| Two Canadians And A Genie |
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Two Canadian men were out fishing, when they found a lamp floating in the water. One of the men picked it up and looked at the other without much hope, but decided to rub the lamp anyway. A huge puff of smoke appeared and from it appeared a Genie. Unfortunately, it was a very low-level genie and could only grant one wish to the person that rubbed it. Excitedly the Canadian that had picked the lamp from the water requested that the entire lake be filled with Molsons Golden Beer. Within seconds they watched a mist form on the water and then all at once it turned a beautiful amber color, and as that happened the Genie disappeared. The Canadian with the lamp was ecstatic, and looked to the other and soon realized he was less than pleased. He asked, "What's the matter ehh? What on earth could you be pissed a-boot? Look at that...... I even asked for all Molsons Ehh!" The other Canadian shook his head and responded, "Great thinking there Einstein, what are we supposed to do now, piss in the damn boat?" |
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