"Greetings from Downtown Canada, the home and native land of The Toque (the world leader in Canadian humour, etc.). I usually have a lot to say, but I don't always know when to keep my mouth shut...or keep my fingers from typing, editing, proofreading, checking for grammar, and then publishing. I've been editor of The Toque since 2001, which is like an Internet lifetime and-a-half. I don't know what keeps us going, but there's no point stopping now."