Man, we seriously need to pay some digital maid to come in and clean house! A maid who can not only clean behind the toilet where no one else would dare, and who can also code her way out of a kitchen catcher.

If I wasn't so busy living high off the hog, I'd do it myself, but I was raised to be a smart-ass, not smart. It's taken me up until today to figure out how to change my picture in MSN Messenger.

Plus, there's the hockey playoffs to consider. Really, how much stuff ever gets done while your team is still battling it out for the Stanley Cup? I know that there are several projects waiting to be completed that just can't get done in those two fifteen minute breaks between periods. I barely have enough time to refill my beer mug, pop up some garlic and onion popcorn, and attend to the toiletries.

I'll put this on my to-do list, once I find the time to create one.