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		<title>Don Cherry, the Piano Man</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 00:29:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dale Tudge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don Cherry tickles the imaginary ivories on this musical edition of Coaches Corner on Hockey Night In Canada. Whether Don is trying to serenade Ron Maclean or simply prove a very loud point, it&#8217;s hard to tell the difference. I always thought if Don Cherry were to play an instrument, it would have a huge [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Court Reporters Have Embraced Technology</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 01:47:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The latest technological advancements in court include digital and remote recordings—and even Twitter! Court reporting has come a long way since the days of lone stenographs in courtrooms. Today, those taking their degrees through online court reporting schools can expect to depend on more than textbooks and lectures in classroom to hone their profession. Today, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If You Can&#8217;t Say It, Express It Thru A T-shirt</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 03:25:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dale Tudge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s cute and funny how many people have a lot of opinions about politics, religion, the new iPhone, or Internet culture in general. Yet, despite their ability to communicate a message or an email or a tweet through their laptop, they lack the spirit or the personality to vent that same opinion in &#8220;real life&#8221;. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 21 Things to Do in New York When You’re 21</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 23:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dale Tudge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Top 21 Things to Do in New York When You’re 21 While New York City is chalk full of historic monuments, site seeing and activities for the whole family, it’s also The City that Never Sleeps – known for its electric nightlife for the 21+ crowd. Yes, the city is full of many dime-a-dozen bars [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Plastic Poppable Solar Pool Covers</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 05:38:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dale Tudge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[pools]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[My Solar Pool Cover Still Has Some Pop My backyard&#8211; Summer is almost over, and it will be time again to throw on the winter pool cover from the semi-above ground pool I dug with my own hands when I was a mere boy of eight. This aquatic ritual must be done in order to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Think We Love Bacon More Than We Should</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 02:42:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dale Tudge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The world is in love with bacon, but not just for eating anymore. Let me just make a qualifying, food-promoting statement: I love bacon. I love it with my pancakes; I love it in toasted sandwiches, and I love it on cheeseburgers. Hell, if you wrap it around a steak, I&#8217;ll love that too. But [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Life Insurance Is Not For The Living</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 20:38:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dale Tudge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Life Insurance Never Benefits The One Who&#8217;s Paying For It When I started my career with my more-stable-than-my-last-job, the compensation and benefits person advised me that I was eligible for death benefits. I said: &#8220;Great! I&#8217;m insured against death! I&#8217;m immortal!&#8221; Then she corrected me and advised me (properly this time) that death benefits was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Reverse Mortgage Is Not As Complicated As Time Travel</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 02:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dale Tudge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Get Your Finances In Gear With A Reverse Mortgage Calculator I haven&#8217;t spent enough time mingling with financial advisor types to know all of the lingo they use when conveying money concepts and investment ideas like &#8220;reverse mortgages&#8221; and &#8220;market correction&#8221; and &#8220;cash flow&#8221;. Personally, I know a cash flow is my money flowing from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vancouver Riot Kissing Couple Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2011 17:36:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dale Tudge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems that there is a bit more to the story about the kissing couple during the Stanley Cup riot in Vancouver. Instead of spontaneous make-out session, it seems there&#8217;s a bit of backstory, and it&#8217;s more innocent than lustful. Tweet]]></description>
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		<title>Arrested By Love</title>
		<link>http://www.thetoque.com/luc-beauthoaise/arrested-by-love/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2011 01:51:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dale Tudge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Luc Beauthoaise, The Hopeless Romantic I fear that my heart has been arrested by a woman in uniform. Oh officer #2541, your beauty has handcuffed me. It must have been fate&#8217;s intervention that brought us together earlier today, on the sidewalk in front of the Gap. I can think of no other possible explanation that [...]]]></description>
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