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Spyware Found On Computer ON THE HARD DRIVE-- During a routine examination of his home computer, Henry Fielding was alarmed and distressed to find spyware had found its way on to the family machine.
Henry believes that his son may have inadvertently loaded the spyware while he was installing another program on the computer. Experts
recommend that you should run programs like Ad-Aware or Spybot
to protect against spyware.
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Located
in the /games directory on the C: drive of the Pentium III,
Henry found a copy of No One Lives Forever 2,
a pesky spyware program that not only filled up close to a
gigabyte of space on the hard drive, but also placed an icon
on the desktop, and another in the taskbar!
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