Advice from Helena Aunde-Bague
People always come to me and say “Helena, your face is so soft,” and “Helena, how do you stay so youthful?”
Mostly I tell them to fuck off, but for my close friends I share my secret olive loaf facial. It is mostly a lie, as I am naturally smooth with my skin. But they need their hopes.
I don’t really need to mask my face, as I am only 29, but sometimes I will say you should try and put some artichoke paste on your face to make it stay smooth also. This may not help, but at least it will keep your husband out of your face for a while for you to enjoy some private time to yourself.
Still other times, I let the men caress my arm and tell me how beautiful I am, but only after they have picked up the cheque. You see, beauty and health are things that old people should be worried for. Since I am still so young, I put on these foods only because the magazines say it is chic. I would not want to be using last year’s almoond and honey facial, and have my friends laugh for being so out of style.
So for my advice, if you are old, then put this mush on your wrinkly face, and see what happens. I cannot help you from aging. You had your chance to win your trophy man when you were twenty.
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