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Pocket Table Top Hockey Review
Pocket Table Top Hockey Scores Big With Canadian Kids

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Pocket Table Top Hockey is simply superior to expensive portable console game systems.
What is all the hype about with these fancy portable game systems? Every month, American kids are spending hundreds of dollars on PSP's, Nintendo DS's, and Game Boy Advances (or is the plural Game Boys Advance?), draining their parents' wallets whenever the latest, greatest new system comes out on the market.

Well, you know what? Canadian kids aren't wasting their money on overpriced software titles, costly memory cards, and unnecessary add-on packs, because they're excited about a different kind of portable game player--pocket table top hockey!

What good Canadian kid would want to play Halo 2, Metroid Prime, or Super Mario Karts when they could imagine themselves playing in a Stanley Cup final between Toronto and Montreal? Who would want to waste their time on crappy make-believe video games, when they could simulate the fast-paced action of the world's coolest sport?

The money that the Canadian kids save by not buying batteries, adapters, and other accessories, frees up their spending cash for other fun disposable income items such as junk food, DVDs, and fluorescent orange street hockey balls.

And you know what else? The pocket table top hockey player doesn't require batteries! The system won't crash, and if it's dropped, you just pick it up again and keep playing.

Parents won't be annoyed with irritating beeps, loud distracting music, and other peace-disrupting sound effects. The portable table hockey player is practically silent. The only noise you'll hear is when your child yells out a cheer when the Wayne Gretzky on his portable hockey game scores the winning goal against Boston in overtime!

All these years, while American kids were rushing to the stores to buy their Sega Gamegears, their Mattel Footballs, and their Pocket Pongs, Canadians were enjoying their national sport anywhere and anytime they wanted, without worrying about expensive upgrades, unnecessary adapters, or frustrating backwards compatibilities. Game on Canada!pocket hockey, hockey game, pocket game, table hockey, hockey

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