TOOTSIE ROLL BOY

Mmm...mmm. How many licks does it take to get to the inside of a Tootsie Roll? Well, that's what the neighborhood pedophiles will be thinking when they see you traipsying around the neighborhood in your gooey costume.

Congratulations. You're dressed up as the chewy candy that looks like poop.

But on the plus side, you could shit yourself, and you'd only be adding to the value of the costume.

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