WOOPIE CUSHION

Hey! Here's an idea! This year, let's dress up as a novelty device that sounds like a fart!

Yes, Mr. Jokester, you'll have a real gas with this one! Oh boy oh boy, I hope you've practiced making embarrassing sounds, because yes, you be tooting all night!

And joy , will you be the life of the party Fartypants, when all everyone want to do is jam you under the sofa cushions and sit on you!

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