If you would like to link to The Toque, and we'd appreciate if you would, and it would be criminal if you didn't, please use the following URL:

http://www.thetoque.com



The Toque (that's us) is interested in sharing links to sites with similarly amusing content, and we encourage you to link us to your site. You can use our buttons or just a text link if you prefer. Please don't link us to porn, or other crap, and for the love of Pete, no dog show links! And if you like our stuff, please link to our stories and not just to our images.

Some of those links may be offensive to some viewers. Some viewers may be offensive too. But if you are easily offended, or are perhaps underage, we suggest that you should not view these links, and go learn wickercraft instead. As the rest of us are all adults here, we shouldn't have to remind you that our content is for your entertainment, and that you (the viewer) are not obligated to be entertained. That being understood, we would appreciate that you refrain from telling us how much you think we stink, and instead embrace us for what we are--Canadians. I mean writers.

If you would like to be added to our links page, please contact us at: links(at)toquemedia(dot)com.

But we do have a couple of simple rules, so please have a read before you rush off and fire us off an email, and then have your hopes and dreams crushed because we said "no", or we ignored your link exchange entirely, or we printed off your email and showed it around the office before getting our resident origami expert to fold it into a little swan, then dip it into kerosene, and light it on fire while singing Def Leppard's "Love Bites."

Where were we? Oh yes, so if you could please make sure that:

• Your site doesn't completely suck.
• Your site isn't hosted on some service that completely sucks.
• You're not a fly-by-night website that won't be around next week (which is a complete waste of our time and completely sucks).
• If we've missed anything, we have the right to say "no" on any other suckage-related topic that may or may not have already been covered by the previous statements.

Remember: just say "no" to bad porn.